My Stars !

Have you SEEN these?!

HUH?

Every holiday season, this happens.
Trader Joe's comes out with at least one new addictive drug.

I hope no one within reading distance of this blog works for Trader Joe's, because I have to reveal the secret behind their popularity: drug cartel. They're a big, smiley, mob of pushers in shirts with big flowers on them. And their current controlled substance is shown above.

Notice the careful choice of terminology:

Dark Chocolate

Covered

SHORTBREAD

STARS.

And they Printed it Right-On-The-Box !!


So, I said to Cathie, 'Cathie. Don't bring these things home!'

And she said, 'But they're reeeallly good! You HAVE to try one.'

Because, and here's another little secret: you have to be a natural-born pusher, or you can't work at Trader Joe's.

And I say, 'I'm going to try ONE. And then you're going to take them away.'

Then I opened the box and took one out. And found out they have SPRINKLES on them!!! Those Trader Joe's people are brilliant! The stuff's so addictive, there's not even enough room to put everything ON the box! Sick Sick Sick!



Yeah, the box was full when we got it. What of it?